When I was a teenager, Christian fundamentalists were into burning records, specifically rock and roll records, especially those of The Eagles, a fact which never ceased to perplex me even at the height of my faith. These maniacs would stand in front of a pile of records about as big as a beached killer whale and wail into a maxed-out microphone about h…
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