If I were a younger person, I’d make a video and post it on TikTok — is that even the right verb, “post”…? — and this video would contain footage of ol’ Mitch McConnell freezing up in that way he does so often and then I’d cut to what he sees when he’s in that Not-A-Seizure-Not-A-Problem-At-All state.
If you’re wondering whether I have an…
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