For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her
A Superbrief Treatise On Newton's 3rd Law and The Best Fancy! EVER!
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Isaac Newton (1642-1726) was an English longhair who is most famous for calling humanity’s attention to falling apples and secondmost famous for declaring there to be three “laws” governing motion. (I, since you asked, hope to be equally and perhaps oppositely remembered someday for my three laws governing all behavior in Hollywood: 1) Why Not Me?, 2) Y…
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