So the sun’s been rising and setting on this little sphere for about 4.5 billion years. It’s been seen by human beings (as most of us understand that term) for almost 200,000 years. The seven-day week was instituted by Constantine in 321 AD as a sop to the goddamned Christians. I’ve lived 3020 weeks since I was born and I supposedly have 1040 weeks to g…
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